DUMBEST COMMENT EVER !!!LOL

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  1. koopmaster

    koopmaster Guru
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    So there I drive up in my Bright YELLOW signed van to a regular customer at their flat.

    It 3 stories and I am washing away with my pole.

    Next second a guy open the middle window after I've washed it.

    Him: what you doing?
    Me: what?
    Him: what you doing?
    Me: seriously, come on your making this to easy for me. I'm having a party and that is a baloon!!
    Him: ........
    Me: ok ok you got me. I'm cleaning tour windows. I'm the window cleaner.
    him: waves and nods.
    Me: ha ha I have to tell everyone this one... ha ha ha they are not gonna believe me ha ha. What are you doing. Brilliant... ha ha
     
  2. Markyboy 50

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    I had one on Monday. I was cleaning a regular customers windows. They were out. Suddenly the next door neighbour appears next to me. He looked a bit confused but didn't speak so I ignored him and carried on. I went to the next window and he followed. Then he said" can I help you?" He said this in a "what are you doing here, my neighbours are away" manner. So I said " yes mate, grab that cloth and give those sills and good wipe, there's a good chap. He went back home. Twunt.
     
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  3. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    I read the title and thought 'Oh dear... whats daveyboy said now?'

    JK love you really Davey!
     
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  4. peter rogers

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    probably woke the guy up or somethin and he didnt know what was happenin
     
  5. Damo

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    If you get the curtain twitches or nosy neighbor i always go with this.

    Idiot: What are you doing?
    Me:Shhhhh!
    Idiot: Eh?
    Me: Been sent by the government to clean windows in this street due to a nuclear fall out from the sky.
    Idiot: Really?
    Me: Yeah! Gotta clean *then rattle of house numbers except theirs.

    Usually works!
     
  6. Clisty1989

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    My favorite is when they ask "are you a window cleaner" when Ive still got a squeegee in my hand. My response now is "no I'm just the local burglar". Gets either a dodgy look or a laugh.
     
  7. Markyboy 50

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    If anyone asks me if I'm a window cleaner whilst I'm working gets told that no I'm not. I'm actually a top consultant at a local hospital. I just do this one or 2 days a week to relax!
     
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