Fed up of being honey potted!!!!

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  1. Damo

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    Must have happened a good 5-10 times last year.

    Scenario.

    Really good looking girl/woman (model material) wants a quote. We are talking proper fit here, not just an 8 or 9. a 10!

    Its about a £12/14 house, i go in at £10 to make sure i secure it ;)

    Can of coke on first clean, she drops £10 on floor revealing thong.

    Then that's it! Never catch her in again, always the other half who is miserable and wont even open the gate lmfao.

    lesson learned. Quote with your head and not ya ;)
     
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  2. TolishAPurd

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    LMAO, never a truer word spoken.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

    It'll be 10 years before you see her next by which time she would have s**t out 10 kids and eating doughnuts by the dozen.:thumbsdown:
    ...on the bright side it'll stay in the bank for a good while.:thumbsup:
     
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  3. Damo

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    Saw one today and was praying she wanted a quote.

    Hair bunched up, big geeky glasses, baggy gym top to cover up her *Ahem* and then she walked past OMG. She deffo does squats. Nicest rear i have seen ever! I actually think it was fake lol It was huge put perfect!

    I was stood by my van polishing my number plate ;) :whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle: B1G WFP ;)
     
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  4. peter rogers

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    i have some crackers on my round ruined my night collecting when a few of them started paying online lol
     
  5. Markyboy 50

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    Sounds like my little lady :D
     
  6. Damo

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    Pics or its not true :p
     
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    Why is it when i work with you we only see pensioners Damo??
    Not fair
     
  8. Damo

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    #8 Damo, Jan 11, 2016
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    Was on new builds mate lol. Younger crowd ain't it lol
     
  9. adamangler

    adamangler Wakefield Window Warrior
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    ha yeh, i got a house last year off facebook - this girl was hottttttt as hell.

    anyway after 3 months of cleaning and never catching her in and getting a buzz off her sweet text replys to my reminders i finally found out the truth- this wasnt her house it was her boyfriends, she lived no where near and it was his number who i was texting. he was one of those how the **** has he pulled her jobs which pissed me off as weel.... he cancelled the cleans not long after and my love affair was no more
     
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  10. steve garwood

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    A fit piece showed me her tiger tatoo on her belly a couple of months back and as she pulled her shorts down slightly, I just copped a flash of the top of her pubes. Still sends me into a bit of a frenzy
     
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