Fish cakes

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  1. Posh

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    Man walks into a chip shop with a fish under his arm.
    Do you sell fish cakes he asks
    No said the chippy
    That's a shame replies the man. It's his birthday.


    Man walking his dog through a graveyard.
    Another bloke walks by says "morning "
    No says the bloke "just walking the dog"

    One snowman says to the other. "ear mate, can you smell carrots"


    Sorry bit corny I know
     
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  2. Paul

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    A man walks into a bar and says.... ouch
     
  3. Posh

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    2 men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the 2nd one would have seen it
     
  4. badbusdriver

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    I told him he was an eskimo, an' 'e knew it (An Inuit)

    A parrot standing on a perch says, "I smell something fishy".
     
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