Funny drunk stories?

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  1. Fairy

    Fairy Active Member
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    Anyone got a funny drunk story to cheer me up? :D
     
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  2. cheapncheerful

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    sober as a judge me...judge taytay that is..
     
  3. Natty1972

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    Many moons ago I got that drunk I was taken home in a car boot ,,, don't think this is funny enough :sad:
     
  4. TolishAPurd

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    After a night on the pop I bought a burger from a petrol station which they microwaved for me. I took a bite and it was cooked on the outside and frozen in the middle. As I was smashed I just carried on eating it whilst walking home. Only problem is that about half a mile to go, the burger went straight through me and I ended up sh!tting myself. That last half mile seemed like a lifetime.:oops:
     
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  5. Fairy

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    Hahahahahaah, thats so funny.

    once I was so drunk and frustrated that the line for the bus back to campus was so long. So I hooked arms with a random black kid and kept screaming “let Obama through!”as i pushed through the crowd. he didnt appreaciate that and neither did his mates, I got beaten up for it, but it was worth it.
     
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  6. TolishAPurd

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    Lol, thats the sort of stunt I used to have the guts to pull when I was younger. Quality.:laugh:
     
  7. Fairy

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    Or once I got so drunk, I got back from a house party and started to order stuff from Amazon. the next week I got myself a brand new shovel, christmas lights ( July ) some plastic flowers and chocolate coins.. useless
     
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  8. Anthony @ SCS

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    Playing 'March of the Flaming Arseholes'

    It's an initiation my platoon used to do to new guys but everyone always ended up getting involved. You get 2 meters of bog roll and twist it to give it some strength ......... you then drop your trousers to your ankles ....... clinch one end of the 2 meter length of bog roll in your butt cheeks ...... someone lights the other end and you have to run (shuffle) as fast as you can from point A to point B before burning your **** .......... no one ever made it
     
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    We had a different name for that one we called it "dance of the flaming arseholes"...lol
     
  10. daveyboy

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    My wife came home one night years ago to find me covered in mud spark out on the front room floor with my boots perfecly placed next to me and 2 random wing mirrors in my pockets
     
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