I'm going to write a short paragraph under this, in an attempt to sound like a member on here, your job is to guess who I'm emulating... Here it goes: 'Me got stuck at the old lady's house today..... So I had to ring the next customer to tell them id be late round.... Very... Late round... But... me got the trusted banana out and that sped things up nicely... Now just need to get a new pole and I'll be twice as fast... Never to be late again....! ' Ok guys guess who I'm emulating?