having the last word

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  1. boarcity

    boarcity Guest

    heres a little game iv been playing recently. as i finish each job,theres the usual little chat with the customer .to win this game i MUST have the last word if im going to win the game. this isnt as easy as you might think

    heres an example ,,,
    cust - ok,that u done? heres the money

    me-thanks very much
    cust- bye
    me-bye

    thats me won,but Often the cust says bye a second time ,this then forces me to say a second goodbye reply which if im unlucky the customer starts chattin again ,so it goes on

    im on a third day winning streak but its not been easy
     
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    He ain't right :D
     
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    Beats that game we used to play in nghtclubs where you would see how many folk you could rub your todger on as you walk past.:D
     
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    I just told my Mrs about this thread and all she did was :rolleyes:
     
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    now tuffers I thought I was radge:rofl:
    I do have some one liners what I hit them with while finishing and leaving
    my favourite
    you go to the job windows and frames stinking
    clean the windows and frames job looking coosty
    i,m standing at the door looking totally bamboozled, I say to the custy " have you just had new windows fitted dear" pointing to the perfect job just completed
    you always get gd laugh
    another one liner
    " another perfect job to add to my list "
     
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    sorry it was boarcity
     
  9. boarcity

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    how many did u get up close to??

    im not sure id dare try that [on the round] ,, "ooh im really Sorry MR.woods ,i slipped on that bit of slate"

    heehee,runs back to van and chalks up another strike
     
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    Everyone was fair game mate, blokes, lasses, bouncers, you name it. If I had enough room on my wiener I would chalk up a strike like they did on bombers in the world war.
     
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