because i can

[norm]

:turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd::turd:

feel better and lighter now:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

ing it

 

[Shiny]

Thats one hell of a turd Norm..!!

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[Gavin]

:rofl: Liking the added smilies then!uke:

 

[TolishAPurd]

Lol, I thought this thread was going to be about this; http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/wealth-badge-super-rich-encouraged-to-buy-5000-pin-because-they-can-9168054.html

:thumbsdown::turd:

 

[cheapncheerful]

yeh cheaper on ebay ...

 

[Smurf]

Better out than in as they say as long as you made it to the crapper /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[norm]

:rofl: Liking the added smilies then!uke:

great job:thumbsup:

 

[norm]

Better out than in as they say as long as you made it to the crapper /emoticons/biggrin.png

yeah made it

this time

 

[norm]

Thats one hell of a turd Norm..!!

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thank you

 

[Shiny]

your welcome

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[norm]

lost a stone after it:laugh:

 

[Smurf]

I'm glad to hear you are toilet trained @norm so all ended well /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Shiny]

Norm's announcement this morning was his equivalent to a goal celebration:

"and it's in the pan, get in there"

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[Smurf]

Indeed @shiny

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"

"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"

"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."

The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.

Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no **** off an Indian."

 

[Smurf]

I'm in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realize I gotta take a leak. So I go into one of the restroom stalls, and moments later, the guy in the next stall, says "Hi. How's it going?" So, I go "Uhhh, all right."

A couple of seconds later he says, "What are ya doing tonight?" So, naturally I replied, "Just having' a couple of beers, and then I'm going home."

The next thing he says is, "Listen, I'll call you back later. There's an idiot in the next stall, answering everything I say."

 

[Smurf]

How many animals can you fit on a toilet ?

One pussy and 1000 hares.

 

[Shiny]

A man was stopped by the police around 2 am and asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied

"Well I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

"Really ? and who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied "my wife"

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[cheapncheerful]

yeh its great what you can do when gavs away....he he keep em comin...

 

[Shiny]

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.

The landlord says "hey we've got a whisky named after you"

The horse replies " what Eric?"

(and the tumbleweed blows past)

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[TolishAPurd]

A wig and a turd walk into a bar.

The wig says "2 pints of your finest lager please barman"

The barman says "No"

The wig says "Why?"

And the barman says..."Because you're off your head, and your friend is steaming!".

I'm here all week fellas.:thumbsup:

 

[Shiny]

I am on a whisky diet, I ve lost three days already....

boom boom

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