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Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by mark m, Jun 21, 2012.

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  1. mark m

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    Lets get some good clean jokes on please --


    A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic Synchronised diving team after paddy accused mick of copying him
     
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    2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine ... both were rushed to hospital.... one`s in a korma the others got a dodgy tikka
     
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    I was accused of breaking the sound barrier or as the police put it the wifes jaw
     
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    I took two stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow... They said these are very rare .Any idea what they would fetch if they were alive ?. I said Stick, you thick idiot.
     
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    My mate Sid was a victim of id theft recently.Now hes just called S
     
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    I was getting chatted up by a bird in a club last ***ht .She said have you got a nick name ,I replied yes my friends call me sledge , is that because you`re` sleek and fast ?.No ....its because i get pulled by dogs .
     
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    The lynx effect really does work .I`ve just sprayed myself with lynx Africa and now i`m ruddy starving and covered in flies
     
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    This thread is proof half the things I put on here don't get read:

    https://www.windowcleaningforums.co.uk/topic/1879-official-joke-thread/page__hl__%2Bofficial+%2Bjokes
     
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    100 Polish fans were arrested last ***ht for mindless violence in Warsaw.They were immediately deported back to England
     
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