Keep Your Wives, Girlfriends Away!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by MikeJP, Jul 4, 2012.

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  1. MikeJP

    MikeJP Active Member
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    50 Shades of Grey. Some of you may have heard of it recently??? If you haven't, then your lucky. Your missus probably hasn't got a hold of a copy of this bloody book yet!!

    Try and keep it this way. ;)

    I swear ive been replaced by this book! :angry: :angry: :angry: Women everywhere keep raving on about it.

    She sent me on a massive treck yesterday to pick up the 3rd installment. Its amazing how many Tesco stores can sell out of one particular book so quickly. Theres an afternoon I wont see again!!

    Those of you still reading this that are thinking "wtf is he on about" then ask your missus or lady friends about it. (if you dare)

    So I just thought i'd post this to see if anyone else on here was widowed by this book aswell?

    Anyway, rant over.

    Mike
     
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  2. All Round Cleaning

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    yer m8 i dloaded all 3 for my mrs and she's been glued to it .

    Ask dodger his dingaling is red raw lol his mrs hasnt stopped raping him lol .
     
  3. rcproperty

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    my misses got her copy to, i dont mind, it keeps her quite and dont moan when im sat on here all night!!!! hope the bring out a follow on book!!!
     
  4. Dodger

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    lol things we have to do. yeah she read all 3 in not many more days.
     
  5. All Round Cleaning

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    I hear dodger is playing mr grey in the movie , is this true dodge ?
     
  6. MikeJP

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    dont get me wrong, i enjoyed the peace and quiet at first and the fact she turned into a sex maniac for a while but shes now reading them ALL AGAIN!

    Dont get much of a convo.

    I'll get my own back when the footy season starts again soon. I'll just have to hump her leg to Match of the Day or summat!! :D
     
  7. MikeJP

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    Might not be too bad that role Dodger. I hear Mila Kunis is playing the chick!!

    Me lurrrrrrrve Mila!
     
  8. All Round Cleaning

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  9. MikeJP

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    check her out on google images
     
  10. Dodger

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    it was between me and brad but i got it lol
     
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