Let's lighten things up

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Eviestevie, Oct 21, 2015.

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  1. Eviestevie

    Eviestevie Grand Master
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    Just a lately seems little serious on here so let's have a laugh and bit of banter
    So what's the funniest thing you've ever seen while cleaning windows!
    Mine was when I was cleaning a estate, across the road were 2 ova windies havin a massive arguement,one was up the ladder the other at the end of the drive,don't not what was said but the windie at the end of the drive launched the bucket at light speed at the windie up the ladder who ducked it and it smashed straight through the window but coz it was leaded and it stuck smack bang in the middle of the glass
    The windie was down the ladder in a flash a scuffle broke out blades,mops flying everywhere and then rolling round for 5 min trying to choke each over out!
    Me and my lad was crying all day
    The next day we went to finish the estate and had to have a look and low and behold the windies are putting a pain of glass in together lol
    I actually clean that house now and she said when we started,you won't break any windows will you the last window cleaner put is ladder on glass by accident!!!
    If only she new!
     
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  2. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    Seriously? You must be kidding!!
     
  3. Eviestevie

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    The story or the thread lol
     
  4. Eviestevie

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    Come on lads you must have some funny story's :):)
     
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    I seen a double ended black mamba strap on on a bed.the wife must have relised I'd seen it as I got a phone call the next day to say they didn't need my services anymore
     
  6. Eviestevie

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    Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!:hehehe:
     
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  7. Eviestevie

    Eviestevie Grand Master
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    Nothing wrong with a bit of light hearted banter! Confessions of a window cleaner and all that.
     
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    Confess? You'll never make me talk!
     
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    Come on green talk to us!
     
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    Oh ok.

    It was my very first day, very first job working for another window cleaner.

    I went up ladder, over railings onto balcony.

    Want to impress boss so total focus on two full length glass doors in front.

    We all know as a window cleaner you see the glass not the insides.

    Well all of a sudden hysterical laughter draws my attentative gaze from the glass into the room.

    What can only be described as Nora Batty riding Uncle Albert rolls off the sofa, bits bouncing every where and legs it for another room.

    So first job first day i'm left trying to recall do i squeegee or applicate first?
     
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