Look out for that .....to late

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  1. unit

    unit Guest

    So I managed to nock my self out today, why do people feel the need to put them wooden braces across the top of there garden gates.
    I'm so glad I was the only one there to laugh at me haha
    I was on the flaw wondering who punched me :)
    I'm used to these low obstacles and made a mental note of it on the way in to the job, I was there for 3 hours and 5 mins before I leave BANG.
     
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  2. Markyboy 50

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    I always bang my head on those bloody hanging baskets :mad:
     
  3. Cookie

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    I have two of those yellow "Warning trailing hoses" bollards from Soap National. It's usually only me that trips over the hoses!
     
  4. Markyboy 50

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    I don't have any of that
     
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    I need to get some of then signs.
    You know one day some muppet will trip over it, probably me :D
     
  6. steve garwood

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    No warning sign! Time to get a compo claim in! By the way, no sentence should be started with the word 'so'. Apologies for being pedantic :)
     
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    I'm quite tall so naturally duck everywhere as I have hit my head so many bloody times now, worse one was on a connie quote and it started belting down with rain, the lady said step into the garage(no smutty jokes :p ) so I ran head long into the edge of the door that wasn't fully up right across the top of my head, nearly put me on my ****.
     
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    The other week i stepped backwards and fell over my own backpack in the middle of the street
    Doh
     
  9. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    Being a cap wearer it does blinker you a bit to those over gate beams.

    Took myself out on one a couple of years back, landed flat on my back ladder crashing to the ground holding my very painful forehead and shouting a rage 'muther fu***** bas**** c***s sh** fu****s' (pretty much every expletive under the sun.

    Then the angelic sweetest little voice of the six year old girl on other side of fence shouts 'daddy, I think that mans hurt'

    Never been so embarrassed in my life.
    Not for flooring myslef but for such poor conduct in front of a nipper. :))
     
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