Marriage is bad for the health.....

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  1. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    And now I have scientific evidence!!

    Typical day, go to work, drink a couple of liters of fizzy drink, get home, and regardless of time of day the Mrs has served up a pie (chicken or steak) with mash and a side of peas and me being a good husband eats the lot so I don't upset her.

    Now she is away on her annual vacation to visit family for six weeks so my diet has changed, I drink my green teas throughout the day, I only cook once or twice in the week and no meat, rest of the week it is raw fruits and veg tossed in my nutribullet. I have also cut all dairy.

    The day she left I tipped the scales at 256lbs - now just 2 weeks later I tip the scales at 239lbs that's 1.15 stone in just 14 days without having to do an ounce of exercise.

    Based on her return date if this rate continues I will drop another 29lbs - that's another 2.07 stone giving me a total of 3.25 stone.

    Already I am breathing easier again as I am not carrying too much excess weight and a nice side effect of quitting dairy is that I actually sleep the whole night without waking to hit the bathroom!

    So there it is scientific evidence that marriage is bad for your health! :))
     
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  2. steve garwood

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    No dairy or meat!!! You must look like casper the ghost!
     
  3. daveyboy

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    I am a carnivore but have been cutting out some meat in my meals
    Definitely keeping off the dairy and wheat makes aa difference
    I'm drinking cider also to keep off the wheat ;) it's fruit it must be good for you
    Wife came in from tesco with 2 bottles of bishops finger for me so that screwed that for tonight
     
  4. steve garwood

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    Treble pie mash and liquor, followed by seven pints before Millwall Saturday, train home, straight in pub, 5 more pints then into the raj of India with the wife for a lamb vindaloo with naan and onion bhajis. Seem to be struggling to lose weight
     
  5. daveyboy

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    I have no idea why

    Do love proper pie and mash though
    Got my son eating jellied eels..wife thinks they're gross
     
  6. steve garwood

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    Don't like the jellied eels, but the pie mash in manzies, bermondey is simply orgasmic
     
  7. daveyboy

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    There's a lovely one just off the mile end road too..roman road.. market end
     
  8. steve garwood

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    Don't go to bandit country. That's the home of wet spam
     
  9. daveyboy

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    ????????

    I got a lot of mates down that way..friends all over london but not over the river..they all speak funny down there:whistle:
     
  10. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    I look nothing like Casper. I manage to hold a well tanned apearance from working in the sun all day.
    (And 2 or 3 good trips away each year)
     
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