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  1. mark m

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    just seen on the news a man from the Nestle factory was crushed to death yesterday by hundreds of boxes of chocolate. He tried in vain to attract attention, but every time he yelled... "The Milky Bars are on me"!..people just cheered........mornin.
     
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    Saw a golf buggy in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself......i wonder what his handicap is? :D
     
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    What do you do, if you see a spaceman?

    Park in it, man.
     
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    I met my wife at a centre for the arthritic.
    You know how two people just click? :D
     
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