Pee-ing thru a pipe

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  1. boarcity

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    today i was absolutely bustin, i knew nobody was home at the house i was cleanin so i peed in the centre of their lawn.will it kill the grass time will tell but it sure was a potent mix dont ask me why i chose the centre as i dont know, its like askin why throw stones.
    anyhow i got to thinkin i better not start this habit . instead might be able to rig up a pipe+funnel in my van exiting thru van floor so i could pee without botherin anybody. years ago i recall in the small ads in papers they sold a "travel pee bottle" that i bleve had a funnel attached.
     
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  2. daveyboy

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    If custy is out i tend to do it in the drain for the kitchen/bathroom pipe
    No number 2s though
     
  3. Jimroot

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    You're not alone boar city. When I've had driving jobs, sometimes a bottle is the only thing to hand, better hope it's a litre one. Even today, I wondered how I'd get away with a pipe in the car so it's probably a common thought.

    I've always Liked an outdoor nature I guess, making the territory. You should probs do it on all your customers land.
     
  4. cheapncheerful

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    ya could have signed your initials...

    when you gotta go you gotta go...but ...beware these days the hidden cameras..:eek:

    i went behind the garage today but it blew on the wall and its obvious so i dragged the barby closer to cover it up.....i try my best...and...i always flush afterwards...:rolleyes:

    it s a bloody pain getting through my boxers my thermals and my two pairs of jogging bottoms....it only just stretches over that lot..well i dont like to feel the cold...:D..
     
  5. TolishAPurd

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    I have a couple of regular spots, its naughty but its a pain in the aris trying to find a toilet. 1 o clock is poo time though. If i had a big van I would definitely have a setup of some sort. On a similar note I always have a bog roll in the van- you never know.
     
  6. Jimroot

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    I feel underdressed now.

    Birmingham is now covered in about two inches of snow so not much outdoors work going on here tomorrow I doubt. Peeing in the snow might be one survival extraction method.

    Just a hole drilled in the van floor tolish? Like on aeroplanes :)
     
  7. TolishAPurd

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    LOL, my 1 o clock customers might get a bit suspicious when they find a brown trout on there driveway once a month after I've been.:D
     
  8. Jimroot

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    It's good enough for dogs afterall. Blame your invisible trusty hound who lives in the van while you work, guarding the kit. Not a bad idea....
     
  9. TolishAPurd

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    Good thinking mate. I'll make barking noises whenever I'm snipping one off.:thumbsup:
     
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