Perks of the job

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  1. fatwallet

    fatwallet Newcomer
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    Back in the old days... up and down the ladder you would on occasion cop an eyeful. We've all seen it- Mrs smith just getting out the shower, The lady at No 10 always late for work and running around with only her bra and pantys or Graham the retired civil servant watching adult films with his trousers around his ankles !! ( don't ask, I still have flash backs).

    Anyway,cut to the chase. I pull up outside 107b, look up and just catch a glimpse of Mrs Glynne. We exchange eye contact. So she knows my van,its sign written so its recognizable to her.I work my way round to the back of the property, hoping for the offer of a cuppa and a chat as you do.
    The last window,a patio door and theres an almighty shriek " Oh my god,you scared me to death". There was Mrs Glynne in the kitchen with what can only be discribed as a hand towel covering the front of her. " Oh it's you,i didn't hear you arrive" She smiled, turned and ran out the kitchen,nothing covering her behind and what an amazing sight that was!
    So, giving the window cleaner a cheap thrill was defo on her agenda that morning and thankfully 'The Perks of the Job' are still out there!
    CANT WAIT FOR NEXT MONTH
     
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  3. steve garwood

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    About a year ago I had to get the ladder of my van to get on a flat roof. Walked up to the window to see the lady laying on her bed pleasuring herself. She paid online and cancelled my service. That image will never leave me as she must weigh 30 stone. I still struggle to eat a kebab
     
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  4. till

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    When my son first started working for me he started to clean the lounge windows only to spot the man of the house watching something dodgy on the laptop. With his trousers round his knees. He quickly covered up and pulled the blinds.
    We finished the call and decided not to knock. We were half way round the next door house when said man of the house came over to say sorry he had not come out to pay us until now he was on a " conference call "
    Needless to say on a conference call has taken a whole new meaning.

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  5. Posh

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    6 years & only thing I've had is a stunner having a shower with that motley glass. Could have been anyone. Only knew it was her coz she asked me to tex her next time I'm due.
     
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  7. steve garwood

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    You'll have to practice your stealth a bit more posh
     
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    I always give a tap on the window with my ladder before I turn up, after reading these stories I think I'm going to change my way of doing things.
     
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  9. till

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    One of my very attractive lady customers asked if I could clean the inside windows one day. When I got to one of the bedroom windows in front of the window was a clothes airer with a lot of very small items of underwear on . I decided to move the airer to one side so as not to drip water on the smalls only to my horror the thing collapsed.
    I tried picking up the offending items trying to replace as found . But decided when I went back downstairs to confess . She absolutely burst out laughing and every time since I do the inside windows she will say "don't worry I've put my knickers away"
     
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    A German couple I clean for had me do their insides...on the wall in their bedroom were some very tastefull, topless photographs of the lady of the house...I always though she probably had a decent rack, now I know for sure.
     
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