Should Make Ya Laugh

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Gushysfella, Oct 26, 2012.

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  1. Gushysfella

    Gushysfella Active Member
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    So it's Friday night here's something to make you laugh, started cleaning the windows of the sun bed places the mrs goes to, £15 a week 20 mins graft lovely!

    Each time the Doris that runs the place makes me a brew cash up front and offers me a 3 min blast in the sun bed, each time I've said no thanks no time. Today it was my last job so thought sod it ill have a go.

    Layed there 3 longest minutes of my life, bloody stinks but came out as white as I went in.... Then about 10 minutes into my journey home a warm feeling.......

    Only sodding part that's done owt is my ****! Red as a stop light can't sit!!!! I just can't bring myself to tell her in doors ill never hear the end of it....,..
     
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  2. M.K Cleaners.co.uk

    M.K Cleaners.co.uk Grand Master
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    I go in for 9/12 mins a month. Sometimes more depends how white im looking
     
  3. laddergarder

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    I have lovely naturally tanned forearms with window cleaning in a t-shirt in the summer time. Every other part is chalk white, and thats the way its staying :D
     
  4. rcproperty

    rcproperty Hero
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    LOL I'm not saying a word.

    Better tell the misses tho, she might wonder why u have a saw bumper and can't sit down!!!!!!! Lol
     
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    M.K Cleaners.co.uk Grand Master
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    I like taking my top of in the summer, nothing worse taking your top off and having brown arms and white body. lol
     
  6. harunh

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    tanning booths are very dangerous but more people are continuing to use them ! tanning booths make good money aswell i was looking at opening a tanning booth before but never had enough money to start it up
     
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