So it's Friday night here's something to make you laugh, started cleaning the windows of the sun bed places the mrs goes to, £15 a week 20 mins graft lovely! Each time the Doris that runs the place makes me a brew cash up front and offers me a 3 min blast in the sun bed, each time I've said no thanks no time. Today it was my last job so thought sod it ill have a go. Layed there 3 longest minutes of my life, bloody stinks but came out as white as I went in.... Then about 10 minutes into my journey home a warm feeling....... Only sodding part that's done owt is my ****! Red as a stop light can't sit!!!! I just can't bring myself to tell her in doors ill never hear the end of it....,..