took one for the team

[tench0771]

got to wrk this morning at 7am being a bank holiday there was no toliets open grrrrrrrr an yes i was busting for a number (2) so had to crisen my new van an get the portable toliet out lol bearing in mind i have a masseve window on the bk door had to chuck a towel over my trad pole an make shift a kinda blind luckly no one saw some times i ges u gota do wat u gota do:turd:/emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Posh]

Nice story lol

 

[Siimon]

@tench0771 it's chit chat! Not chit shat

 

[Duncs]

got to wrk this morning at 7am being a bank holiday there was no toliets open grrrrrrrr an yes i was busting for a number (2) so had to crisen my new van an get the portable toliet out lol bearing in mind i have a masseve window on the bk door had to chuck a towel over my trad pole an make shift a kinda blind luckly no one saw some times i ges u gota do wat u gota do:turd:/emoticons/biggrin.png

go on smelly **** you will get lifted tench

 

[Duncs]

to early for a yule log

 

[tench0771]

oushhhhhh

 

[cheapncheerful]

now the question is have you emptied it yet or are you leaving it to stew...

 

[tench0771]

lmfao^^^^^ no its bin put in the bin the van was smelling prity bad tho lol /emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Tuffers]

We should call him Stench from now on :rofl:

 

[Gavin]

Lol nice!

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[Smurf]

Well at least it beats crouching over a bucket I suppose so fair play to you for having a porta potty in your van. I bet you like to read the newspaper whilst sat on the thrown too but with no ventilation not for long./emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[windowsurfer]

A mans gotta do when a mans gotta poo. LOL

 

[Smurf]

Whoever said there was money to be made in shite this company is taking the pee somewhat

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Buddy-seat-complete-with-Thetford-Qube-335-Porta-Potti-/331213434261?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d1ddbed95#ht_5572wt_952

 

[tench0771]

haha now thats crazey money i could have made them a portable for for under £10 maby i should start matketing my product

 

[TolishAPurd]

What van are you driving tench? ...Ford Tran$hit?/emoticons/tongue.png

 

[mrtaytay]

Hope you wasnt on the ale the night before tench and was shatting pebble dash stylee!

 

[Duncs]

We should call him Stench from now on :rofl:

stench tench

 

[Smurf]

Well it beats taking a dump in a customer house and stinking the place out like I did a while ago. Mind you I did have the shits at the time so the sounds were dam impressive too./emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[TolishAPurd]

Well it beats taking a dump in a customer house and stinking the place out like I did a while ago. Mind you I did have the shits at the time so the sounds were dam impressive too./emoticons/biggrin.png

Yep, hada similar experience on a painting job. The more I tried to hold back on the sound the worse it got- sounded like a flock of pigeons taking off.

 

[Smurf]

Was not one of my better days as was in the downstairs loo at the time but they had guest in the kichen that I swear could here every sound that I made. To make things worse the bloody extractor fan was broken too so the whole downstairs stank of shite. No wonder the chap said I will leave the front door open should you need to go again in a hurry./emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[Smurf]

I don't get caught out very often but I'm still going to get a porta loo for the back of the van so can stink that out instead. Only problem is the sounds are going to be magnified fourfold what being in a metal box and all.