Steve Garwood

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  1. Solarpanelcleanington

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    How many 'tickles' does it take, to make an octopus laugh?



    Ten tickles!


    Sorry.
     
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    Sorry, but I'm not into silly jokes :whistle:
     
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    I got on a train today and this hot Thai bird sat right opposite me.
    I kept thinking 'please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection'.
    But she did :D
     
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    One day, a man walked into a dentist's surgery and asked how much it would cost to extract a wisdom tooth.
    "Forty quid," the dentist said.
    "That's a ridiculous amount," the man said. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
    "Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to 30 pounds."
    Looking annoyed, the man said, "That's still far too expensive!"
    "Okay," said the dentist. "If I save on time and simply rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to 10 pounds."
    "Nope," moaned the man, "it's still too much."
    "Well," said the dentist finally, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it using pliers, I suppose I can knock the price down to a fiver."
    "Marvelous!" said the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday!"
     
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