Stinky Houses

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  1. Tuffers

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    Today I cleaned a regular house that when she opens the door never has a smell. Well, today she opens the door and all I could smell was baby :turd:. I'm starting to gag (I've gone very tickle stomached lately) and pretend I'm coughing, she then starts a bloody conversation and I'm holding my breath. She finishes gassing and I walk off puking up but not puking up if you get me to my van. An old couple are walking next to me and look at me like I've got 2 heads :D

    Dog hair on window sills makes me gag too :confused:
     
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  2. Eviestevie

    Eviestevie Grand Master
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    I still trad some houses and in the summer when windows open you can smell there mucky bedding!hate it!

    Tuffers agree on the dog hair on sills I point blank refuse to clean
     
  3. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    I have one lovely old lady in her nineties, smokes like a train, since quitting the smokes I can't stand the smell anymore so have had to stop doing the insides for her which has halved the price of the job but at least I do not need breathe that rank air anymore.
     
  4. Wheelie Clean

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    You need to start cleaning wheelie bins boys, that'll toughen your resolution. You want to catch the smell of a new clean in July, baby :turd: and dog hairs is gravy compared to that!
     
  5. boarcity

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    alsation plop does it for me .
     
  6. simon

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    years ago when i moved to london i did a short stint collecting pools coupons this was round katherine rd, near upton park. jeezuz lol i have never smelt mingers like them before or since & they were a mix of english n asian i could smell it on me when i got home & i only ever stood in the door
     
  7. mrtaytay

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    I clean a mates windows. He never takes his three dogs for a walk so they just **** and pee on the patio. He always clears it up before I get there, but the smell just hits you. Its absolutely vile and stays with you for the rest of the day. Even the neighbours complain about the stench. Ordinarily, I would ditch that kind of house straight away, but its difficult, with him being a life long mate. Disgusting way to live.
     
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