talk to the squeegee

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by norm, Apr 9, 2015.

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  1. norm

    norm Grand Master
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    was talking to my squeegee yesterday because it wasnt behaving and i was telling it to to get the job done when i noticed custys next door neighbour listening to my pep talk :rolleyes:
    dont think i am going to gain their custom any time soon
     
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  2. Smurf

    Smurf Banned
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    Better than sitting on yer hand until it goes numb I suppose :laugh:
     
  3. cheapncheerful

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    yep I have noticed that mine always plays up when on view to the public...on my own works great ...granny two foot on the inside of a patio and it makes a mess..

    okay I did get caught the other day trying to dodge an old dear as she was at the front I shot around the back but as I got the gate open I noticed the patio door already open and so I went .bloo dy hell...only to see her just walking back from the shed some of em cant half move...

    hopefully she was a bit mutton...:D
     
  4. daveyboy

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    I talk to myself all the time while working..custys must think I'm mad..or wondering who i am calling a pr1ck all the time
     
  5. norm

    norm Grand Master
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    i am happier knowing that this is something that we all do :thumbsup:

    or maybe just the nuttier of us :clap::rof:
     
  6. adamangler

    adamangler Wakefield Window Warrior
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    well since leaving the trolley on the van i usually get caught saying ******* ******* hose rather than ******* ******* trolley, its a change i suppose
     
  7. norm

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    change is as good as a holiday someone said
    the little liar:rofl:
     
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    I'm always aware that ppl can hear what I say to myself so I don't talk to myself out loud anymore. That is unless frank does something stupid then I usually do a silly song and dance that has amused quite a few :D
     
  9. norm

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    frank brings out the worst in us all Smurf
    before i knew about frank i used to take the blame
     
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