That's a first.....

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Alien Human, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Alien Human

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    Ring ring.....

    'Hello, bit of an odd request but I've locked myself out of my flat and I was wondering if you could come over with some really tall ladders so I can climb through the window?'

    Me:

    Answer 1.) **** off you numpty

    Answer 2.) Yes of course Mr Burgular - can we go 50/50 on the 'swag' or 'loot'

    Answer 3.) Sorry but I don't have a set of ladders as I use poles

    ...... I kept my cool and just said Answer 3. Although I do have a set of ladders Impractical Jokers is just about to start on Comedy Central :)
     
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  2. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    I would have said 'No problem sir, give me a call back anytime between 8am & 5pm Monday to Friday and we'll book that in for you.'
     
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