'That's a nifty brush'

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  1. Jake

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    I get customers (mainly women) who have no idea what the wfp system is,

    Now and again they come out with some right classics,

    Today was 'that's a nifty brush' - doesn't even consider the whole van setup, remote control, pure water hose etc! Just feels the need to only praise the brush!

    The best one to date is this: 'thats good, you've got a stick thing now to clean the windows'

    Yes... A 'stick' thing...

    I mean what? A stick thing? Classic!!

    I go along with it now, 'Yep I can clean that window, I'll use my stick for it, no problem'
     
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  2. cheapncheerful

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    #2 cheapncheerful, Jun 16, 2015
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    hmmm coming after my day today....

    :specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs:specs

    went to the first house seeing an empty drive....
    but it was only empty as he was having a delivery...
    hmmm thats a nice brush thing you have...

    so there we have a nice audience to watch just what cheapie hates....

    so we try the next house only one car on the drive so not too bad...

    of course he was in the mood for a chat....

    and of course he wanted to watch my new brush thing....

    FECK OFF AND GO OUT TO FECKIN WORK the lot of you...its no use there all retired..

    oh well...at least the old dear on the end was too busy eating her dinner to bother me...

    yeh...brush thing....hmmmm:rofl:
     
  3. Jake

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    You lost me on the 'hmmmm' bit cheap o_O:rofl:
     
  4. cheapncheerful

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    Thats cheapie in deep thought....:rofl:

    he does do deep thought occasionally...

    as in what is life all about?

    ya sometimes wonder...
     
  5. Jake

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    Go on cheap get your philosophical side out
     
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    philo what ical...:rofl:

    wheres wiki...

    told wifey to get me some aldi toffee and make sure they are hard ones....

    of course my fecking tooth has collapsed on the first one...

    I aint got time to go to the feckin dentist now thats philo sof ical...:rofl:

    or someone up there thinks ha silly divvy dares to chew a toffee...

    but ..she got me my magnum at last ...been asking for ages ...nice ice cream that will help my rotten tooth:rolleyes:
     
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    ^^^ love him :rofl:
     
  8. cheapncheerful

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    :h: you too tuffers..in fact...me :h: you all...but sometimes wonder....

    do you all really do this job every day :rofl:

    or is it all the matrix?
     
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