ok, we have plenty of jokes on here.
I put it to you for an official joke thread. I also put it to you that it be SFW.
No swearing etc.
If someone wants too much rudeness and swearing not in my thread thank you very much.
I'll lay a groundwork:
Q:What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A:Nacho cheese
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!!!!
SCIENCE FACT: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end,
you would die.
A polar bear walks into a bar.
"How can I help you?" says the bartender.
"I'll have a gin...............................................and tonic"
"Certainly," says the bartender "but why the big paws?"
It was an emotional wedding.
even the cake was in tiers
What happened when a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird?
He Scandanavian.
Two goats are outside behind a movie theater, eating an old movie film.
First goat says to the second, “Pretty good, huh?”
The other goat says, “Yeah… but it’s not as good as the book.”
I put it to you for an official joke thread. I also put it to you that it be SFW.
No swearing etc.
If someone wants too much rudeness and swearing not in my thread thank you very much.
I'll lay a groundwork:
Q:What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A:Nacho cheese
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!!!!
SCIENCE FACT: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end,
you would die.
A polar bear walks into a bar.
"How can I help you?" says the bartender.
"I'll have a gin...............................................and tonic"
"Certainly," says the bartender "but why the big paws?"
It was an emotional wedding.
even the cake was in tiers
What happened when a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird?
He Scandanavian.
Two goats are outside behind a movie theater, eating an old movie film.
First goat says to the second, “Pretty good, huh?”
The other goat says, “Yeah… but it’s not as good as the book.”
