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  1. steve garwood

    steve garwood ginger lion
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    Got my mates son, martin working with me at the moment, really good worker but has the intellectual capacity of a melon. We was working today on a property of a lovely old girl, who is razor sharp.
    Him (in a loud patronising voice because she is old), 'can I use your toilet please?'
    Her, 'of course, come in'
    Him (now pointing upwards whilst speaking loudly), 'shall I go upstairs?'
    Her, 'only if you want to pi$$ in my roof, this is a bungalow love'
    Non stop winding him up all day ;D
     
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    I want to high five that lady,nicely played.:rofl:
     
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    LMAO, had a lad like that in Jersey called Jamie, we nick named him 'Tin Man' from the Wizard of Oz -

    'I could while away the hours conversing with the flowers, if I only had a brain' de de de daaaa..............
     
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    reminds me of Corey , short term employee. we were cleaning out a gutter and he said- that really looks like chocolate cake

    i replied,-its possible someone threw a cake up here,try it if you want
     
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