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  1. cheapncheerful

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    and straight in at number one this week we have....

    its going to rain now youve been....

    down from number one after a long run at the top is

    canyoujuster

    at number three this week we have

    can you leave it today because ........whatever....

    and sticking around at number four

    sorry I havent got any cash on me at the moment...

    5....I will leave the money under the wheelie bin....(oh sorry I forgot)

    6...dont worry the dogs very friendly....

    7...oh yes I will leave the gate open

    8...can you come back tomorrow as the vicar is visiting...

    9...spoken by a feckin passer by....ya missed a bit....oh so feckin funny...

    10..is it a month already?

    11....dont come on friday because its going to rain...

    .just had that and I still went on friday and...it didnt rain anyway...

    12...can I pay you double next time as I have just paid the electric bill

    13..but...you have left my windows wet

    come on lads plenty more out there but wifey wants me in bed....dont worry ...no tuffering its not saturday....:D
     
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  2. TolishAPurd

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    Holding on to a shakey 14 today, Dolly Partons 'Deceitful Customers'. Email; Its just 3 windows .....What was really there was; A double bay window, which had guttering all around it stopping you from accessing the window above it. A porch, that stopped you accessing the window above it. And the bonus ball...A door, with two side windows.
     
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    The water I used on my windows dried all spotty how come as the water you use don't

    Can you just do the top windows as I can do the other ones myself

    I've just got myself a karcher window vac so can now do the windows myself
     
  4. cheapncheerful

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    and of course...

    well my other window cleaner used to clean that for me...

    many more out there Im sure...
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. TolishAPurd

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    "Do you want a monthly cleaner or just a one off"?
    "...We'll have the first one and see from there".
     
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  7. cheapncheerful

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    can you come tomorrow at ten thirty ...

    oh yes I just stand by the phone awaiting your call I have no other work at all.....

    can you just nip in and clean the inside of my glass conservatory roof...

    oh sorry I have just remembered an urgent doctors appointment...
    in other words...do a runner...:D

    can you do my inside windows....

    oh sorry I cant get the insurance...:rolleyes:

    whilst your here with your ladders...:eek:
     
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    "Can you just"
     
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    Neighbour comes out while your up a ladder with squeegee in hand
    "Are you a window cleaner??"

    Nope I'm just up here looking for that elusive cure for cancer
    Nope can't find it

    Numptys
     
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    Aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh
     
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