unpopular benches

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by boarcity, May 27, 2015.

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  1. boarcity

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    when out working i got to thinking,as you do, i see certain public benches that never get used . its a strange phenomenon, whats so wrong that no-one ever Photo-0002 (8).jpg wants to sit on you. heres one such in Wadgate Road,Felixstowe
     
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  2. Simply Business

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    Perhaps that bin is particularly smelly? Seems like you were working hard today boarcity :D
     
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  3. boarcity

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    #3 boarcity, May 27, 2015
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    i put it to my missus, the unwanted bench phenomenon, her reply-
    " shut up you daft t/t "

    but now im analysing why this all came to me, the deep trawl of the mind ,WHY WHY WHY ....then it came to me/

    what it is- is its about me, US , THE WINDIE in general.
    Why are we chosen?[or not chosen !] to clean somebodys windows
    We all have the fear of failure,the lonesome bench , especially in the early days of our businesses . i can remember my own family telling me "you wont last " , a damning condemnation .Thankfully i did last .
    Anyhow now im at peace with my bench analogy theory.
     
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  4. luc

    luc Well-Known Member
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    That's some deep thinking there Boar:)
     
  5. daveyboy

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    Are you Steven hawking?
    Seem to have life sussed
     
  6. Tuffers

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    Must be a posh area, the phone box still has glass in it :rofl:
     
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  7. Posh

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    Lovely place Felixstowe.

    Maybe it's facing a over 65s nudist colony.
     
  8. Jimroot

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    The line of street furniture with the bench facing the wrong way isn't inviting. Feels boxed in and backward

    Nice bench-life metaphor
     
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    Ever since I got married, my **** is the epitome of the bench metaphor.
     
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