What would you do?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Neil, Mar 14, 2014.

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  1. Neil

    Neil Grand Master
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    Cleaning a bungalow and customer always comes out and talks to me , as I stopped cleaning to talk to him he starts farting as he's speaking! For about 5 minutes he does some non stop wet farts I tried my hardest not to laugh but I started cracking up and covered it up by saying something else that made us both laugh lol funny times but awkward :)
     
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  2. Shiny

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    Lol I think I would have said something like:
    "you must have touched cloth with that one"
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    "Be careful you might follow through" lol



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  3. Neil

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    Lol it was funny I tried to not laugh but couldn't help it especially when he tries to talk over it lol
     
  4. norm

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    return fire
     
  5. Smurf

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    I bet you were glad to be outside. Bless him:rofl:

    Thanks for sharing Neil as that made me laugh
     
  6. Tuffers

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    Sounds like he's full of wind to me :whistle:
     
  7. Neil

    Neil Grand Master
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    Lol bit of a giggle to start your Friday off :)
     
  8. cheapncheerful

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    you couldnt make real life up.....thanks for that....funny
     
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    pmsl. I would have asked if he had beans for his breakfast
     
  10. tench0771

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    lmao i would have bin in stiches
     
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