steve garwood
ginger lion
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Approaching the last couple of days of my holiday now. Been out here for nine days and my hands have been a conveyor belt to my mouth with food and beer
Anyway, last night whilst walking through reception, my mate spots a weighing machine for suitcases. On I jumps and it reads out in kilograms. So calls out to the wife.
Me, 'i was bang on 16 stone before I left, what's this in stones and pounds?'
She gets out her phone
Her, 'you are sixteen stone, thirteen pounds'
Now my mates are jumping on it with bad results as well.
I know, shouts my mate trevs wife, 'why don't you all go dry for January?'
The silence was palpable until the laughter started.
Hopefully work will shift it
Anyway, last night whilst walking through reception, my mate spots a weighing machine for suitcases. On I jumps and it reads out in kilograms. So calls out to the wife.
Me, 'i was bang on 16 stone before I left, what's this in stones and pounds?'
She gets out her phone
Her, 'you are sixteen stone, thirteen pounds'
Now my mates are jumping on it with bad results as well.
I know, shouts my mate trevs wife, 'why don't you all go dry for January?'
The silence was palpable until the laughter started.
Hopefully work will shift it