Window Cleaners Secrets / Spill The Beans.

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  1. dth

    dth Active Member
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    HA HA I was cleaning a house today and had to climb up on the extension roof to do the bathroom window, after id been cleaning the window for about 30 secs i noticed my client sat having a dump, he was sat there like a statue probably not daring to move, cos he thinks i didnt see him LOL.

    When i finished the job he came out and said Martin what a great job, the windows are sparkling and offered is hand to mine to shake. I Said " Have you washed it" LOL, we had a right laugh.

    Whats the funniest thing you've caught customers doing.

    Come on ,lets have it, there has got to be some great stories out there.
     
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  2. Gmeister

    Gmeister Grand Master
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  3. Window Cleaner

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    working on my uncles round at 17 i caught some woman loving the rabbit lmao, never forget that one
     
  4. dth

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    :) :)
     
  5. Andy OC

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    Windowing cleaning for over twenty years and I can honestly say that I have never seen a thing - how boring is that!!!!
     
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    adyspurs Guru
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    I've had a couple doing a university and through the window caught student flicking her bean and she wasn't bad either.had to go in university student rooms to clean windows and caught 2 student birds of their nut on coke and horny as hell ,the powder was every where.
    Acted professional manner,cleaned windows and walked out of room.
    Also caught one of customers in back garden in just a thong so had to shout window cleaner on site.
     
  7. dth

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    :) :) :) ,Funny.
     
  8. M.K Cleaners.co.uk

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    Women and there vibrators.... lol. Ive caught 2 people at it before fat women.... scarred me for like I was 16 when thats happened. Yesterday I almost caught a young couple 18-19 at it. If I had got there 1-2 mins later I would have got to see a pair of boobs! lol
     
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    :) :) :) .
     
  10. Belfastcleaning

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    Funniest thing I have seen is my reflection
     
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