HA HA I was cleaning a house today and had to climb up on the extension roof to do the bathroom window, after id been cleaning the window for about 30 secs i noticed my client sat having a dump, he was sat there like a statue probably not daring to move, cos he thinks i didnt see him LOL. When i finished the job he came out and said Martin what a great job, the windows are sparkling and offered is hand to mine to shake. I Said " Have you washed it" LOL, we had a right laugh. Whats the funniest thing you've caught customers doing. Come on ,lets have it, there has got to be some great stories out there.