Window cleaning parody songs

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  1. seye

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    Ok thought this would be fun so here's a chorus of a famous song.

    These windows were made for cleanin and that's just what I'll do, one of these days my squeegees gonna run all over you.
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  2. TolishAPurd

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    (Dock of the bay)

    Sitting in the front of my van,
    I'll be drinking tea as much as I can.
    But now there are some windows to clean,
    up my ladder with my rubber squeegee.

    Yeah..

    Sat drinking tea in my van,
    watching the miiiilfs as much as I can.
    Woohoo yeah,
    Just, sat drinking tea in my van.
    Wasting tiiiiIIiime.
     
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    Take me down to the paradise city, where the glass is clean and the soap is slippy...
     
  4. seye

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    I cant get no window cleaner i cant get no window cleaner though I try and I try an a I try I cant get no--- no no no
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    I see a big smudge on the window
    Was a kid, was a kid, with a sticky toffee pudding.
    Thunderbolts of Fairy, very very scary
    Nee
    Window Cleaning,window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning, window cleaning with some soap.
     
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    No more windys any more
    No more windys any more
    What ever happened to..... chamois and buckets
    I get a migraine going up the ladder
    No more windys anymore
    No more windys anymore

    Classic from 1977, a like to anyone who guesses the song/band
     
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    Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody?
     
  8. seye

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    Don't you wish you pure water was hot like mine don't ya don't ya.
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    Spot onmate. I still can't get yours though. The bit that says whatever happened to chamois and buckets ringsa bell for some reason though.
     
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    How many roads must my van drive down,
    before I can do the first clean.
    How many times will I spill hot tea down my leg,
    while driving, texting, and sharking all the milfs.
    How many times must I hear reach and wash,
    before I drop my squeegee for a pole.

    The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind, the answer is blowin in the wind.
     
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