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A really bad joke

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kahoona

I just worked out why its called a TDS reading...

because producing water with a zero reading is tedious. boom boom!

 
I just worked out why its called a TDS reading...
because producing water with a zero reading is tedious. boom boom!
And tumbleweed gently blows past...!!

yep bad joke

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Now this one is funny /emoticons/biggrin.png

Little Johnny puts his hand up in class:

"Please miss have you got a rubber?"

"No Johnny, use the girl's behind."

 
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A wig and a turd walk into a pub.

The wig says 2 pints of lager please.

Barman says I'm not serving you!

Why? says the wig

Cos you're off your head and your mate's steamin.

 
"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

 
all right gavin can we have a special jokey section....i no good but some crackers up there....i like the tedious play joke...well it may be a bit tedious for me with only a 100gpd and i got to plumb it in somewhere...:rofl:.

if nothing else it helps after reading the other serious post on here which made me :gush:

 
cheers cnc at least someone knows quality humour when they see it. /emoticons/tongue.png

Just kidding guys, but i agree this should become "the joke thread", Gav can you rename it?

 
er its stuck now forever more called tedious../emoticons/biggrin.png

i wish i could remember jokes but sorry it just dont work for me...what do you call a telly tubby who has been burgled?

tubby....

sorry its the only one i know....tinky winky my fav...

 
What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall....??

"Dam"

sorry guys just thought while everyone else was scraping the barrel and all that

tumbleweed blows past yet again...lol

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