TolishAPurd
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Customer dictionary:
(feel free to add your own)
"I had a window cleaner, but he stopped coming".
Meaning:
a. I'm a ***** with no respect for your sort.
b. He got his pricing wrong.
c. I made things awkward for him.
"I might go regular, but we'll see what the first clean is like".
Meaning:
a.I have absolutely no intention of going regular, but I want you to work your ******** off and earn that £8 that I told you my fictional window cleaner used to charge me.
b. I want the same price as your regulars, but I'm just after a 5 yearly spring clean.
"I'm not paying £__ 'just for a window clean'!"
Meaning:
a. I'm going to stay on the phone haggling you down until you charge me 20p per window because every other cleaner I called told me to poke it so you are my last chance.
b.You are not worthy of that kind of pay because you're just a window cleaner.
c.I'm going to totally ignore your overheads, work out your supposed hourly wage, and moan that you are getting more then me 'just for a window clean'.
"Can you just..."
(From the French word canyoujustae)
Meaning:
a. I need to get my moneys worth out of you.
b. I'm too lazy to do this myself, but I own you for as long as I have that £8 in my hand, now get back to work monkeyboy.
(feel free to add your own)
"I had a window cleaner, but he stopped coming".
Meaning:
a. I'm a ***** with no respect for your sort.
b. He got his pricing wrong.
c. I made things awkward for him.
"I might go regular, but we'll see what the first clean is like".
Meaning:
a.I have absolutely no intention of going regular, but I want you to work your ******** off and earn that £8 that I told you my fictional window cleaner used to charge me.
b. I want the same price as your regulars, but I'm just after a 5 yearly spring clean.
"I'm not paying £__ 'just for a window clean'!"
Meaning:
a. I'm going to stay on the phone haggling you down until you charge me 20p per window because every other cleaner I called told me to poke it so you are my last chance.
b.You are not worthy of that kind of pay because you're just a window cleaner.
c.I'm going to totally ignore your overheads, work out your supposed hourly wage, and moan that you are getting more then me 'just for a window clean'.
"Can you just..."
(From the French word canyoujustae)
Meaning:
a. I need to get my moneys worth out of you.
b. I'm too lazy to do this myself, but I own you for as long as I have that £8 in my hand, now get back to work monkeyboy.
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