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Bingo

An ice cream van just drove past advertising 'Any Flavour You Can Think Of'.

Soooo, I asked for a 'Minge-Flavoured' ice cream cornet.

After the first lick, I said to the ice cream man......"This tastes like sh!t"!

He said...."Take shorter licks".

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till

A man on his death bed in hospital. Asked for his wife three sons and his nurse to be present to here his last wishes.

To my first son I leave the two blocks of flats in the east end of London.

To my second son l leave the four penthouse apartment's in Chelsea.

And to my third son the four story glass building near tower bridge.

With that he slipped away. The nurse said to his wife "I did not realise your husband was so welthy you and your son's are very lucky ". He wasn't replied his wife. He was a window cleaner

 

 

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Bingo

Paddy goes into Wetherspoons and asks ''How much is the lager''.

Barman says...''£2.00 a pint and £7.00 for a pitcher''.

Paddy says.....''I'll just have a pint....f**k the photo''.

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Markyboy 50

What's green, got 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would probably kill you?

 

 

A snooker table

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