steve garwood
ginger lion
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Got my mates son, martin working with me at the moment, really good worker but has the intellectual capacity of a melon. We was working today on a property of a lovely old girl, who is razor sharp.
Him (in a loud patronising voice because she is old), 'can I use your toilet please?'
Her, 'of course, come in'
Him (now pointing upwards whilst speaking loudly), 'shall I go upstairs?'
Her, 'only if you want to pi$$ in my roof, this is a bungalow love'
Non stop winding him up all day ;D
Him (in a loud patronising voice because she is old), 'can I use your toilet please?'
Her, 'of course, come in'
Him (now pointing upwards whilst speaking loudly), 'shall I go upstairs?'
Her, 'only if you want to pi$$ in my roof, this is a bungalow love'
Non stop winding him up all day ;D