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What's your Worst window cleaning job

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Steve s

I do the windows at an abbatoir, The only job I really rush to finish,good payers though.

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Part Timer

I do a nursing home that has an internal courtyard that I have to use my trolley to clean. The residents have dementia and other mental issues. I was doing it earlier this month when a middle aged woman came outside muttering about someone said she had the pox. After a few minutes she went back inside, 10 minutes later she came out again and shouted hey you, I was the only other person there, get your c*** out to see if there's any scabs on it you dirty b*stard. When I didn't reply she went back inside muttering you cant even f*cking clean windows. Dreading the next wash.

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super mck

Mine is Monday's Windows every bloody monday

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TolishAPurd

I have one house I call the bastardo. Every pitch of the ladder is awkward, and mines a pointer. The bay window needs my steps. The small ladder needs to come off to take through the house. And then at the back ots a stretch to reach the top. I would have dumped ages ago but she is so fit, and nice with it, makes you feel warm and fuzzy when you chat with her. Good payer too.

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Bwfc

A £12 job that has so many high tough angled windows feels really hard work but actually only takes 25 mina

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Markyboy 50

I still clean my ex mum in laws windows but only when me ex father in law is out. He hates me and ain't spoke to me for 6 years. Mum in law won't have anyone else clean them tho

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Markyboy 50

My worst job is an undertakers. Dead end job but it's in the dead centre of town.

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David K

Actually tried a crematorium a couple of times ! Kinda wierd walking throuh the fridge with dead people all around in boxes . Even had to push and Roll away a coffin just to be able to clean a few Windows . o_O

Ash everywhere , even on me .

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steve garwood

My worse one was a fruit and veg shop as in the end he admitted he couldn't pay me as he was skint. I asked him to pay me in fruit, he asked me what I wanted, I replied give me five pound of apples, he said its all kilos now, I said I'll have five pound of kilos then :D

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Green Pro Clean Ltd

All the subbing we do on campus for Kevin Smiths when the robots are on strike. :whistle:

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