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Belfastcleaning
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Lol !!!
This thread is proof half the things I put on here don't get read:
https://www.windowcleaningforums.co.uk/topic/1879-official-joke-thread/page__hl__%2Bofficial+%2Bjokes
https://www.windowcleaningforums.co.uk/topic/1879-official-joke-thread/page__hl__%2Bofficial+%2Bjokes
Posh
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These jokes have cheered me up. I parked up today & when I came back I'd been hit by a hama fore. Big dent in my wing.
A window-cleaner up in a cradle sees two blokes on the roof of the building. He goes up to ask what the problem is, and one says "Nothing. I was just going to have a quick fly around".
The window-cleaner expresses doubts, upon which the man stands up, flaps his arms, jumps off the roof and flies twice round the building.
"Wow!" says the window-cleaner. "Can you show me how to do that?"
"Just do what I did", replies the man.
So the window-cleaner stands up, flaps his arms, jumps... and crashes to his death 100 feet below.
The second man looks at the first man and says,
"You know, Gabriel - for an angel, you can be a real b*****d..."
The window-cleaner expresses doubts, upon which the man stands up, flaps his arms, jumps off the roof and flies twice round the building.
"Wow!" says the window-cleaner. "Can you show me how to do that?"
"Just do what I did", replies the man.
So the window-cleaner stands up, flaps his arms, jumps... and crashes to his death 100 feet below.
The second man looks at the first man and says,
"You know, Gabriel - for an angel, you can be a real b*****d..."
Sharon asks Johnny, "Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?"
Johnny replies, "Just love you? I shall admire you. I shall worship the very ground that you walk on. I shall...", then asks hesitantly, "you're not going to look like your mother, are you?"
Johnny replies, "Just love you? I shall admire you. I shall worship the very ground that you walk on. I shall...", then asks hesitantly, "you're not going to look like your mother, are you?"
Gmeister
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Lmao!
You know because of the economical financial situation with spain, they had to downgrade tenerife to fiverife
You know because of the economical financial situation with spain, they had to downgrade tenerife to fiverife
Gmeister
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Why are pirates, Pirates?
Because they Y'ARRRRRR
Because they Y'ARRRRRR
