best one iv heard for a long while this .................was working in a street some months ago and a lad come up to me talking about window cleaning saying its hard being self employed wc hes tried himself but gave up cos it was hard to make a living . anyway I worked out he was charging peanuts to do houses but sort of just let it go . seemed a nice lad but I don't think he grasped he should of been charging more . any way seen him today and we start talking again , and I was having a bit of a moan cos of the heat and things going wrong during the week ie I broke my 35ft pole and have to get other custys ******* me of blah blah blah . he turns to me and tells me I should be selling eggs to the custys to bump up my wage oh and blocks of cheese . I look at him strange lol and said no I don't think so lol I told him he was to cheap and he should of charged more if he wanted a better wage . I told him roughly what I was on an hour and he seemed a bit shocked lol I left thinking jesus Christ you want me to ,clean my tanks, fill containers with water, accounts, sort out custy for the morning and buy/sell eggs cheese and what ever else ..... some people just make me laugh .