koopmaster
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Just had a lady call...
Hi I saw your van. Can you clean my windows, I live round the corner from you.
Now my van is yellow and signed as a "window cleaner"
She says.. how much bla bla.. it's £20... Oh is that inside and out.. no just outside.. do you use profession equipment?
??? Yes
The conversation was going great so far. Then boom..
Do you clean the walls...
Uh no I am a window cleaner. The brush is designed for glass and frames and it cost £50 to replace.
Oh ok what else do you do?
I clean frames and windows...
Ok
Can you now lawns?
Pardon?
Do you cut grass?
Uh no I only clean windows.
Ok
Your van is big... Can you take some stuff from my garden?
What stuff... My van is full of window cleaning equipment!! I don't have space..
If not much I can't fit it in my car...
Lol now this is where I just think to myself that this women is taking the ****...
Ok I'll come round Friday and have a look.
Can you come today or tomorrow?
No I have a big contract I need to do.
And tomorrow?
It's a 2 day contract!!!
I'm in tomorrow..
Ok I'll come tomorrow if I have time... Bye..
I hope she finds a window cleaner because I'm stuffed if I'm going to that one... Lol
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Hi I saw your van. Can you clean my windows, I live round the corner from you.
Now my van is yellow and signed as a "window cleaner"
She says.. how much bla bla.. it's £20... Oh is that inside and out.. no just outside.. do you use profession equipment?
??? Yes
The conversation was going great so far. Then boom..
Do you clean the walls...
Uh no I am a window cleaner. The brush is designed for glass and frames and it cost £50 to replace.
Oh ok what else do you do?
I clean frames and windows...
Ok
Can you now lawns?
Pardon?
Do you cut grass?
Uh no I only clean windows.
Ok
Your van is big... Can you take some stuff from my garden?
What stuff... My van is full of window cleaning equipment!! I don't have space..
If not much I can't fit it in my car...
Lol now this is where I just think to myself that this women is taking the ****...
Ok I'll come round Friday and have a look.
Can you come today or tomorrow?
No I have a big contract I need to do.
And tomorrow?
It's a 2 day contract!!!
I'm in tomorrow..
Ok I'll come tomorrow if I have time... Bye..
I hope she finds a window cleaner because I'm stuffed if I'm going to that one... Lol
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