Any horse racing punters out there

There is a horse running tomorrow in the 2.35 at Towcester called Allthegear No Idea. As that was me 7 years ago I think I'll have to have a dabble  :1f603:

Part Timer said:

There is a horse running tomorrow in the 2.35 at Towcester called Allthegear No Idea. As that was me 7 years ago I think I'll have to have a dabble  :1f603:

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I'm reading a book at mo called "everybody lies" and there's a guy in it who can pick winners by measuring their left ventricle. His name is Jeff Seder, fascinating story if you google him.

scottish cleaning service said:

I'm reading a book at mo called "everybody lies" and there's a guy in it who can pick winners by measuring their left ventricle. His name is Jeff Seder, fascinating story if you google him.

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How are you supposed to measure their left ventricle,  testicle maybe as that's on show, on some of them  :1f633:

Part Timer said:

How are you supposed to measure their left ventricle,  testicle maybe as that's on show, on some of them  :1f633:

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He made up a portable ultrasound machine. He picked out American Pharoah when it was a yearling. Fascinating story, something to do with blood flow which the cyclists fully understand.

Yeh I like my racing. Myself and a bunch of lads from my local tend to go 7-8 times a year.

My favourite is sandown. Great day out on the p*ss.

Im having Friday off this week as it’s the gold cup at Cheltenham and my local has a big screen up and a buffet ????

steve garwood said:

Yeh I like my racing. Myself and a bunch of lads from my local tend to go 7-8 times a year.

My favourite is sandown. Great day out on the p*ss.

Im having Friday off this week as it’s the gold cup at Cheltenham and my local has a big screen up and a buffet ????

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I'm working away, for 10 days, and am missing all of Cheltenham  :1f622:

That horse is still running

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that horse must have had a small left ventricle :1f602:

scottish cleaning service said:

that horse must have had a small left ventricle :1f602:

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And no left testicle, summed my day up  :1f622:

Part Timer said:

And no left testicle, summed my day up  :1f622:

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Should follow lee Westwood not at golf but picking winners. he won £20k jackpot and even picked the last race for all seven on Tuesday. Think he had 4 winners yesterday. money goes to money!

Not one winner at Cheltenham!!! ****** off to ****  :banghead3:

CHWS said:

Not one winner at Cheltenham!!! ****** off to ****  :banghead3:

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Join the club unless Mr Big Shot wins

first bet in years. 4 horses on at Cheltenham which had most tips, and all I got was a 2nd. Now realise why I gave up horses. :1f602:

One of my customers is a big wig at at a large betting firm, in the run up to any big event I alway expect a lot of activity at his house, mostly building work or something new and shiny, yesterday he was in as I was cleaning the internal glass for him (which they have done every clean) but he asked me to do upstairs too as they just had a wood burner fitted and a massive TV screen in the dining room (which he was watching the races on). As I was leaving he was just wrapping up a deal on his new car as he handed me a generous tip. That says enough to me to just stick with the lottery ?


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Had a fiver each way on midland national winner at 22/1 and then the girl gave me 187 back instead of 147. So I gave her a £40 tip which brought a smile :1f603:  until I told her she gave me too much.

scottish cleaning service said:

Had a fiver each way on midland national winner at 22/1 and then the girl gave me 187 back instead of 147. So I gave her a £40 tip which brought a smile :1f603:  until I told her she gave me too much.

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Did a £2 lucky 15 and had a 6/1 and 10/1 winner. £160 profit so virtually got my Cheltenham losses back. 

Been greyhound racing tonight, won **** all. Had Friday off work because my local had a Cheltenham day. I put a fiver on every race, picked my winner (I never do each way bets) ... didn’t win a single race ?

steve garwood said:

Been greyhound racing tonight, won **** all. Had Friday off work because my local had a Cheltenham day. I put a fiver on every race, picked my winner (I never do each way bets) ... didn’t win a single race ?

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Romford dogs? I was meant for be at Towcester last night but couldn't make it, at about 9 o'clock the meeting was cancelled without a race being run. 

Yeh, love Romford dogs. Has a stand both sides of the track and getting a beer is easy unlike Crayford which is a bit of a khazi and can be a mare getting served.

Were all off to sandown races in April, last of the jump meetings. My mate has hired a stretch hummer limousine for 16 of us. I’ll try to remember to take a photo. Should be a good laugh 

steve garwood said:

Yeh, love Romford dogs. Has a stand both sides of the track and getting a beer is easy unlike Crayford which is a bit of a khazi and can be a mare getting served.

Were all off to sandown races in April, last of the jump meetings. My mate has hired a stretch hummer limousine for 16 of us. I’ll try to remember to take a photo. Should be a good laugh 

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Must be a lot of windows at a race track come to think about it!

It's a good lads night out, we do Sunderland 2 or 3 times a year.