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It’s either raining & cloudy or just cloudy atm. We need cheering up & the forum has been way too serious recently

 

@steve garwood or anyone got any cheesy jokes for us please??

 

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steve garwood

Paddy and Mick go to join the IRA.

Paddy goes into the interview office first leaving Mick in the waiting room.

Interveiwer: “Right, to join the IRA you must show ultimate dedication, here’s a gun, I want you to go outside and kill Mick by a single shot to the head”

Paddy: what! I can’t do that, we’ve been mates since we were kids”

Interviewer: in that case, goodbye”

Paddy; “oh, oh, give me the gun”

Two minutes later he re-enters the room 

Paddy: “I put the gun to his head, pulled the trigger but it just clicked, I don’t think it’s loaded.

The interviewer smiles, shakes paddy’s hand and says “congratulations, you passed the test, well done. Now call in Mick”

Paddy replies “ I can’t, I strangled him” 😂

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albootyerbaws

stotting down here looks like its on for the day.

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RWCleaning
11 hours ago, albootyerbaws said:

stotting down here looks like its on for the day.

What kind of joke is that? 

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Suhrly

What do you call a massive ant?

 

A Gi-ant.

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