Absolute charmers our great British public.

Just had this text come through :

"How much to clean my windows front and back please."

That's it, no name, no location, house size frequency etc  just that. Made me laugh out loud, hilarious. I cant bring myself to reply.?

Anyone had any more simple funnies like this 

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Easy answer is anything from £10 to £1000 depending on the size of your house 

jack b said:

Anyone had any more simple funnies like this 

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I had one I really wasn't expecting a couple of weeks back. Knocked on the door, asked if she wanted any window cleaning and her reply was literally this:

"I'm a tenant so is this a free service?"

WTF?

“How much do you charge to clean 1 window?” Probably my best one!

jack b said:

Just had this text come through :

"How much to clean my windows front and back please."

That's it, no name, no location, house size frequency etc  just that. Made me laugh out loud, hilarious. I cant bring myself to reply.?

Anyone had any more simple funnies like this 

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Had one recently. . . "Hi, I'm looking for a window cleaner, fronts, back, up and down, rates please" Lol.  Ended up exchanging messages trying to get the address, finally she gave it to me.  Had a look online and text her a quote and as predicted never heard back.  I always follow texts like that up though because you just never know; sometimes my messer sixth sense can be wrong as has happened in the past  but mostly I'm right and I start twitching a mile off? 

Not along the same lines but got some crackering messages today. ?

Master Jedi Alejandro said:

Not along the same lines but got some crackering messages today. ?

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Haha, the windows will be better if he just leaves them. You can see how people try and clean windows from looking at the insides.

I got a FB message from a local windie who obviously doesn’t know me, but i’ve known him for 15 years!!! ? He was like ‘how much do you charge for a 3 bed semi?’ 

I stayed professional and didn't even bother replying. I was laughing thou! 

Know your competition!!