Went to do a first clean on a new customer today in a 4 Bedroom Detached.
The interaction went like...
“Knock Knock”
Her - Hello?
Me - Hi, Window Cleaner.
Her - Ok..
Me - Shall I just get started and give you a tap once done?
Her - Yes, but I would like the frames cleaned aswell.
Me - That’s fine there cleaned as standard along with your doors.
Her - Ok... and closes door.
Me - Walks round to the rear of the property to have a look.
Her - reappears in the rear garden.
Me - Hi, you never mentioned when I ask about having an extension.
Her - Does is matter if it has an extension?
Me - Of course it matters as it’s not a standard 4 Bedroom Detached.
Her - Oh ok, anyway as your cleaning the windows can you also clean all that muck off below the window?
Me - Of course I can but it’ll cost.
Her - What do you mean?
Me - Well I’m here to clean the windows not the cladding that’s a different service.
Her - But your already up there so you can give it a quick clean.
Me - Eh no, by all means you can give it a quick clean but I won’t be touching it.
Her - Sorry?
Me - Don’t worry I’ll give this a skip thanks...
Her - *staring at me*
Me - Enjoy the rest of your day and walks off.
Cheekiest one I’ve had for a long while. ?
The interaction went like...
“Knock Knock”
Her - Hello?
Me - Hi, Window Cleaner.
Her - Ok..
Me - Shall I just get started and give you a tap once done?
Her - Yes, but I would like the frames cleaned aswell.
Me - That’s fine there cleaned as standard along with your doors.
Her - Ok... and closes door.
Me - Walks round to the rear of the property to have a look.
Her - reappears in the rear garden.
Me - Hi, you never mentioned when I ask about having an extension.
Her - Does is matter if it has an extension?
Me - Of course it matters as it’s not a standard 4 Bedroom Detached.
Her - Oh ok, anyway as your cleaning the windows can you also clean all that muck off below the window?
Me - Of course I can but it’ll cost.
Her - What do you mean?
Me - Well I’m here to clean the windows not the cladding that’s a different service.
Her - But your already up there so you can give it a quick clean.
Me - Eh no, by all means you can give it a quick clean but I won’t be touching it.
Her - Sorry?
Me - Don’t worry I’ll give this a skip thanks...
Her - *staring at me*
Me - Enjoy the rest of your day and walks off.
Cheekiest one I’ve had for a long while. ?