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ClassicJames

CALLING ALL SMART-ALECS AND WISE-CRACKERS.

I have been window cleaning for about 6 months now, and I have been using the name of my old company, which doesn't really make sense.

I am looking to rebrand my window cleaning/handyman business, and I need a HILARIOUS and memorable company name! Those of you who know me, will know that I don't take myself too seriously, so feel free to get creative.

 

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Can’t help, but I personally avoid any company with tacky or silly names. 
I prefer to employ  professionals. 
 

I’m also a miserable git too😉😉

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Personally I wouldn’t use a firm with the title something  r us type of thing feel it looks unprofessional and I would doubt the quality of any work they would do . 

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If you want a business to be taken seriously and thrive, you need to treat it seriously.

Present it as a joke and you'll look like a clown.

Besides, how do you define hilarious? What's funny to you may not be to other people and coming up with a gimmicky, amusing name customers remember is not going to be easy without coming across as amateurish.

If you're serious about rebranding choose something search engine friendly / optimised that describes the business and includes 1 or 2 keywords, you could also include a location in the name but a few services related keywords will help more - 'window cleaner/ cleaning services / handyman' etc etc.

Keyword(s) in business name and / or domain name are an important ranking factor in both the local 3 pack results and the organic search results. It's not going to make or break you but keywords in a business name give a ranking boost - and help customers understand what it is you do.

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On 11/05/2021 at 07:15, ClassicJames said:

CALLING ALL SMART-ALECS AND WISE-CRACKERS.

I have been window cleaning for about 6 months now, and I have been using the name of my old company, which doesn't really make sense.

I am looking to rebrand my window cleaning/handyman business, and I need a HILARIOUS and memorable company name! Those of you who know me, will know that I don't take myself too seriously, so feel free to get creative.

 

Those of you who know me, will know that I don't take myself too seriously, so feel free to get creative.

Its your FIRST POST🤣

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On 11/05/2021 at 07:15, ClassicJames said:

CALLING ALL SMART-ALECS AND WISE-CRACKERS.

I have been window cleaning for about 6 months now, and I have been using the name of my old company, which doesn't really make sense.

I am looking to rebrand my window cleaning/handyman business, and I need a HILARIOUS and memorable company name! Those of you who know me, will know that I don't take myself too seriously, so feel free to get creative.

 

Windy handjobs ✊✊💦💦

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ClassicJames

Finally, some people who actually listen to the instructions of the client! Big part of being a professional 🤣

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On 15/05/2021 at 07:44, ClassicJames said:

Finally, some people who actually listen to the instructions of the client! Big part of being a professional 🤣

How about 

Pain in the Glass

Smears are not us

Let us help you Vision

James window cleaning

Any window anyplace anywhere🙊

CLIENT🤣 The bill is in the post    

 

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On 14/05/2021 at 22:25, Dave B said:

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Most of my customers are only interested in clean ones.😁

My first rule of advertising : No negatives. I'm trying to sell the vision of what can be. Not what they already have and are sick of looking at. Selling the dream. Modest enough as it is. A small thing can be a big enough deal if it's been playing on someone's mind for a long time.

Like when I had a rusty
old underpowered Hillman Imp 30 years ago and saw a beautiful silver Cavalier GL with a black vinyl roof, GTI trim and special coloured interior on a dealer's forecourt. I had to have it. T'wasnt easy at the time. It was a fair few years old but looked stunning and was just within my reach to buy with finance. I felt a million dollars when I arrived at the kayaking venue (Rhossili Bay) with a good buddy and our boats on the roof.

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2 minutes ago, Davy G said:

Most of my customers are only interested in clean ones.😁

My first rule of advertising : No negatives. I'm trying to sell the vision of what can be. Not what they already have and are sick of looking at. Selling the dream. Modest enough as it is. A small thing can be a big deal enough deal if it's been playing on someone's mind for a long time.

Like when I had a rusty
old underpowered old Hillman Imp 30 years ago and saw a beautiful silver Cavalier GL with a black vinyl roof and special coloured interior on a dealer's forecourt. I had to have it. T'wasnt easy at the time. It was a fair few years old but looked stunning and was just within my reach to buy. I felt a million dollars when I arrived at the kayaking venue with a good buddy and our boats on the roof.

Lol Davy you are showing your age with Hill an imps 😂😂😂😂😂 I remember well changing the drive shaft donuts on them regularly from to much wheel spinning as a young apprentice at the garage 😂😂😂😂😂

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Just now, Pjj said:

Lol Davy you are showing your age with Hill an imps 😂😂😂😂😂 I remember well changing the drive shaft donuts on them regularly from to much wheel spinning as a young apprentice at the garage 😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah mate! But you know what! No embarrassment or apologies to anyone for years of different experiences, good, bad and middling and miles on the clock. Aging isn't a great thought but the alternative isn't ideal either. ⚓😁

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Spit & polish

In & out

The only firm to call

So your neighbours can see you getting screwed.

Handyman & window cleaner

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3 hours ago, Pjj said:

Lol Davy you are showing your age with Hill an imps 😂😂😂😂😂 I remember well changing the drive shaft donuts on them regularly from to much wheel spinning as a young apprentice at the garage 😂😂😂😂😂

My party piece was to pick up the gearbox and engine of a Hillman Imp and throw it into the furnace. The engine was on an angle and I used the gearbox mounts as a hand hold to do it.

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On 22/05/2021 at 21:48, sundance said:

Pain in the Glass

This is great, here is a variation with a intentional but relevant misspelling.

Pane in the Glass

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On 30/05/2021 at 00:06, Part Timer said:

My party piece was to pick up the gearbox and engine of a Hillman Imp and throw it into the furnace. The engine was on an angle and I used the gearbox mounts as a hand hold to do it.

I put my back out taking a mini engine out like that.

You're a bit bigger than me though🤣

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28 minutes ago, Dave B said:

I put my back out taking a mini engine out like that.

You're a bit bigger than me though🤣

I was only 18 or 19 at the time, a bit fitter then I am now 😁

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It must be awkward having a newly formed business and working with New Company Name Ideas as your company name as you've waited for replies to come in with ideas

 

must be a tongue twister when answering the phone

 

Good afternoon, New Company Name Ideas window cleaning services.... 😅🤣😂

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