steve garwood
ginger lion
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Well, they say things come in three's.
1. My son spreads his plague onto me at the beginning of the week. Not your ordinary cold this. Headaches, a nose like niagra falls and a really, really tickly throat that wakes me up constantly so feel like the walking dead.
2. Whilst eating my dinner Tuesday, a massive, boulder sized filling pops out and exposes nerve endings. Even breathing through the mouth gave me a brain freeze that made me want to faint. Had it filled yesterday. Seems better but the dentist said I might have a cracked root, so may need root canal surgery
3. Took a dump this morning and it felt like someone was pinching my insides. Turned around to a scene from the Texas chainsaw massacre!! Claret all over the bog!! Been to the quacks today to be examined internally by a doctor, who I reckon, holds the world record for the biggest fingers. Turns out I've got the old farmer jiles. Been given a cream with a tube that inserts up the old chocolate starfish.
Hope you guys are having a better week than me.
I've written this week off and gonna do nothing but sit in my conservatory tomorrow and watch the alien quadrilogy /emoticons/smile.png
1. My son spreads his plague onto me at the beginning of the week. Not your ordinary cold this. Headaches, a nose like niagra falls and a really, really tickly throat that wakes me up constantly so feel like the walking dead.
2. Whilst eating my dinner Tuesday, a massive, boulder sized filling pops out and exposes nerve endings. Even breathing through the mouth gave me a brain freeze that made me want to faint. Had it filled yesterday. Seems better but the dentist said I might have a cracked root, so may need root canal surgery
3. Took a dump this morning and it felt like someone was pinching my insides. Turned around to a scene from the Texas chainsaw massacre!! Claret all over the bog!! Been to the quacks today to be examined internally by a doctor, who I reckon, holds the world record for the biggest fingers. Turns out I've got the old farmer jiles. Been given a cream with a tube that inserts up the old chocolate starfish.
Hope you guys are having a better week than me.
I've written this week off and gonna do nothing but sit in my conservatory tomorrow and watch the alien quadrilogy /emoticons/smile.png