Woman rings me up asking for a quote. Ok, I'll call round tomorrow night. Gets there and she says they have to be done on a Monday as it's her day off (no access to garden as it's a linked house). Now, I do a few houses on this estate and I like to keep all my work tied up in areas and not keep driving back and forth. But, as an exception, I would do these on a Monday on my way home. Gave her a 4 and 8 weekly quote and a first clean price. She went for the 8 weekly and agreed to pay 25% more for the first clean. She was desperate for them to be cleaned before 7th June as she is having a party. I sent her a text last night saying I'd be round after 3pm today. She texts back saying ok. I arrive at 3:45 and guess what? She weren't fecking home! Goodbye Mrs Messer Let's hear your messer stories.