A bit of fun

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by mark m, Apr 28, 2012.

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  1. mark m

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    While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in, I found her passed out on the floor. I began to panic, I had no idea what to do.

    Then I remembered Tesco do an all-day breakfast for £3.99.
    *****

    A man has been caught masturbating in a newsagents
    Apparently its all over the Newspapers !

    *****

    Two dyslexics in a car
    One says ' Can you smell petrol ?'
    The other replies
    'feck off, I cant even smell my own name'

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    Smooth talking chap
    'Is that a ladder in your stocking or is it a stairway to heaven?'
    Girl replies
    'Yes it is a stairway to heaven....but I have
    already got a tw@t at the top of it, so sod off !'
     
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