Yesterday while cleaning a shop front I looked at the sign and white paintwork, I thought to my self 'I bet he asks me to clean the paintwork and sign when I go in for my money.' Bang, "can you clean the paintwork and sign?" Yep, I'll do it at 8am tomorrow. Today while cleaning an industrial unit trad style I noticed the insides were minging. I thought to myself 'I bet he asks me to clean insides.' Bang, he says "can you clean inside next time?" Weird innit.