Can you read customers minds?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat & Introductions' started by Tuffers, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Tuffers

    Tuffers Hero
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    Yesterday while cleaning a shop front I looked at the sign and white paintwork, I thought to my self 'I bet he asks me to clean the paintwork and sign when I go in for my money.' Bang, "can you clean the paintwork and sign?" Yep, I'll do it at 8am tomorrow. Today while cleaning an industrial unit trad style I noticed the insides were minging. I thought to myself 'I bet he asks me to clean insides.' Bang, he says "can you clean inside next time?"

    Weird innit.
     
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  2. norm

    norm Grand Master
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    maybe ya controlled his mind through e.s.p. :specs
     
  3. daveyboy

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    Now you have to go to a job thinking " i bet she drops her knickers for me and gives me a hundred notes"
     
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  4. Natty1972

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    I . I see the c..t walking down the street , she crosses the road .... He's (me) not getting paid today ........
     
  5. boarcity

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    there must be something in ESP . the classic case is suddenly thinking about somebody you havnt thought about nor seen recently. later that same day you suddenly see them , often miles from where they would naturally be
     
  6. Green Pro Clean Ltd

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    I hope one day I will be able to read the customers mind but I have decided to walk before I can run and will first learn how to read my own mind.

    Now when the wife gets home I will ask her how I can read my own mind for a change!
     
  7. Pickingpaul

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    You should start off with a book
     
  8. Tuffers

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    Ha, had another one today. I knew this woman was going to ask me to clean the inside of her conny :happy:
     
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