Hello I am calling from the debt collection agencies, I was vonderings do you have any debts? Hmmm, yes actually I do. Okay, how much is the debt for please sir may I ask. Well its all pocket change really but its the principle. Okay, can I have your details please? Umm, I'd rather not, but I am interested to see what you can offer me. Okay, I vill put you through to the legal team to discuss. Great thanks. Hello sir, I hear you have some outstanding debts you would like recovered? I certainly do! And how much are they for please? £17 pounds! *Click* I don't think they were interested in my £17 but it kept them busy for a while. I couldnt be bothered explaining that I am currently chasing down 7 cleans from 3 different for a total of around 90quid a it would just set me off, + I never do business with cold callers.