I miss smurf

[Dave B]

My best mate is severely dyslexic and runs his own fire suppression business and services some big companies like wagamama nationwide

Richard branson is his idol as he is severely dyslexic too and it didn't stop him getting where he is now (well his parents money probably helped)

When we were at school he was "the thick kid" as people didn't really get it

Just shows that nothing is a barrier if you are determined enough

 

[monkeyman]

I have no idea why someone would fake being a window cleaner, I mean really? surely people can be a bit more ambitious than fake window cleaner?
Fake fighter pilot? Fake MI5 agent? Fake porn star? Fake window cleaner? really?

Wannabe porn star here. Not sure the wife would be to happy. But it would safe her s job.

 

[davewindowcleaner]

Weird reading the last 5 page and I still don't know what the heck had happened!

I should log in more from now on.

 

[Taxlossloz]

My best mate is severely dyslexic and runs his own fire suppression business and services some big companies like wagamama nationwideRichard branson is his idol as he is severely dyslexic too and it didn't stop him getting where he is now (well his parents money probably helped)

When we were at school he was "the thick kid" as people didn't really get it

Just shows that nothing is a barrier if you are determined enough

My mate was dyslexic - he struggled at school - got a very successful company now selling / renting hydraulic platforms nationwide

 

[cheapncheerful]

ya cheapy cant spell at all but ...abc spellchecker is great...

as for smurfy...he told me he had to spend some of the money on a world cruise as he kept banging his head on the ceiling at night.

YES ...he was scary at times and YES he wound people up but at the end of the day...you are not forced to read any posts...

EXCEPT MINE OF COURSE.....:rofl:

 

[Dave B]

Once i start reading your posts Dave i suddenly lose a few hours..not had a bedtime story for a while though

 

[Dave B]

Where ya been??

Busy??

 

[cheapncheerful]

had a wedding for a start..:rofl:

yeh busy bee...had one phone me today from six months ago....

apparently he had to think about the tenner I said I would clean his gutter out for..

I cba to be honest as he woke me from my sleep..

seems he has done one side off his garage roof but no bottle to do the other..

he annoyed me because he said....whilst your up there you can give it a wipe down..

ya can fook off...cant believe how many old jobs have crept out this week..

still its :turd: weather next week so I may be looking for them...

 

[Jake]

As long as your ok cheap /emoticons/wink.png

 

[Dave B]

Tenner to clean out gutter and then wipe it down

As duncs would say are you zipped up the back??

 

[davewindowcleaner]

I just came back from swanage yesterday, had a brilliant week of hoilday, got lucky with the good weather.

I really did needed to have a break to get away from it all , it been a busy summer for me.

Kinda miss swanage already

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[cheapncheerful]

Tenner to clean out gutter and then wipe it downAs duncs would say are you zipped up the back??

nah I was half asleep and just wanted him to feck off....I gave him my card and said ring me....and then....I would look in his gutter and go he only wanted the weeds he could see out but I can upsale with the best of em when I get there...

got to be a tenner to get my ladders off these days../emoticons/biggrin.png

 

[monkeyman]

My mate was dyslexic - he struggled at school - got a very successful company now selling / renting hydraulic platforms nationwide

I'm dyslexic, (this phone makes my spelling look good) but I Ok with numbers,,. Richard Branson is also dyslexic. Who needs to be able to spell to make money other than an writer.

 

[Dave B]

My mate who is dyslexic wrote me a poem once that i thought was hilarious

"Roses are red"

"Violets are blue"

"I'm dyslexic "

"Flrltdjdhdjdifnfoossjdhrhrj"j

Always good if you can take the pee out of yourself

 

[steve garwood]

My cousin who is dyslexic asked me, "did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat"

 

[Dave B]

Or the dyslexic devil worshipper

Sold his soul to santa

 

[James Allen]

Well one thing is for sure I am not a faker I darnt log out as I can't remember my log in details haha

 

[Dave B]

Bloody hell Jim's back

You alright bud?

 

[James Allen]

Bloody hell Jim's back
You alright bud?

Yes mate not too bad buddy