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2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine ... both were rushed to hospital.... one`s in a korma the others got a dodgy tikka
I took two stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow... They said these are very rare .Any idea what they would fetch if they were alive ?. I said Stick, you thick idiot.
I was getting chatted up by a bird in a club last ***ht .She said have you got a nick name ,I replied yes my friends call me sledge , is that because you`re` sleek and fast ?.No ....its because i get pulled by dogs .
A window-cleaner up in a cradle sees two blokes on the roof of the building. He goes up to ask what the problem is, and one says "Nothing. I was just going to have a quick fly around".
The window-cleaner expresses doubts, upon which the man stands up, flaps his arms, jumps off the roof and flies twice round the building.
"Wow!" says the window-cleaner. "Can you show me how to do that?"
"Just do what I did", replies the man.
So the window-cleaner stands up, flaps his arms, jumps... and crashes to his death 100 feet below.
The second man looks at the first man and says,
"You know, Gabriel - for an angel, you can be a real b*****d..."
Sharon asks Johnny, "Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?"
Johnny replies, "Just love you? I shall admire you. I shall worship the very ground that you walk on. I shall...", then asks hesitantly, "you're not going to look like your mother, are you?"
I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller last ***ht .Apparently " a meal for two with a hairy view " is unacceptable way to describe the number 69.
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